The Great Escape

I have tried and tried to get out of this apartment.  Every morning I run out into the front hallway and make Mom shoo me back in before she leaves for work.  It's a little game I like to annoy her with when she has her hands full.  I know she's afraid to push me with her foot, cause she wears crocs to work and I have such beautiful, long, sharp teeth.  I usually am more persistant about it right after Sam leaves, I guess I just need to know that she isn't out there.  Not that I like her or anything.

So last night Mom went into the front hall for whatever it is she does out there, and she didn't lock the door.  She thought it was shut, but not all the way!  I was able to pull it open with my adorable little paw, and freedom!  I shot past her and through the next open door, which amazingly lead to the outside.  She jumped, said "Oh no!  Milkie!" and was reaching for me, but I came to a screetching halt on my own right on the porch.  Outside?  Uh......NO!  My food is INSIDE!  So I ran back in through her legs and back into the apartment where I'm safe.  I mean, where the food is.

Happy Fourth!

Well, she has gone and done it again.......  I figured it was easier just to hold the darn flag and look bored than to fight it anymore.

I haven't blogged  much lately, as I have been a really contented cat.  The box of anger has been ignored, and I've been really snuggling up to Mom too.  My dog Sam is visiting, and I've given up pretending that I don't like her.  Although I don't know why Mom just doesn't give Sam her own dish of cat food........ pig.  Life as a cat is good. 

There's a lot of loud noise going on at night and I don't like it.  Mom says it's the Fourth of July and it will quiet down soon.  We also had a huge storm the other night and Sam and I were really scared.  I hid under the bed until Mom got home.  She had to sing the "Milk" song before I would come out.  Yes, she sings to me.  Some song about milk that used to be on Sesame Street (whatever that is) and then she just makes up songs about fat cats.......which is rude...... 

So Happy Fourth of July.........is it over yet?  Will you please stop making all that noise at night and just go to bed???  Thanks.